quarta-feira, 11 de fevereiro de 2009

PIADA - Loira

A blind man enters a blondes bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loudVoice,

" Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.

In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

" Before you Tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind,That you should know five things:

One: The bartender is a blonde woman.

Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.

Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.

Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black Belt in karate, and a very bad attitude!

Now, think about it seriously, mister.

Do you still want to tell that joke ?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and says:

"Nah noo. .. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.


Esse cego deve ter apanhado poquin.

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